Vagaries

Something I've been thinking about lately, instead of posting to my blog. Basically, why isn't Andrew Bird James Blunt. He's a troubadour-type whose songs are just as catchy but have much awesomer lyrics. To whit:

i know we're going to meet some day in the crumbled financial institutions of this land there will be tables and chairs there'll be pony rides and dancing bears there'll even be a band cause listen, after the fall there will be no more countries no currencies at all, we're gonna live on our wits we're gonna throw away survival kits, trade butterfly-knives for Adderall and that's not all ooh-ooh, there will be snacks there will there will be snacks, there will be snacks.

Summon people to your next office birthday party with that.