Together we can win the War on Christmas

Tim Rinne has come unstuck in time.

He seems to think everyone wants to hear about why the Norman invasion was really one set of Germanic peoples invading another.

I don't care about that. I just want to drink gravy from a straw, enjoy Phil Jackson's bowtie and laugh at Jamie Lynn Spears.

"Wait until you taste my peppernuts."

"If I were wearing this outfit ironically that'd really be something."

"This turkey is hard to carve."