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An ocean of noise

Come to Nebraska!




Seriously, if you slow down too much fat chicks will crawl though your window and before you know it fat chicks will be filling up your EXXtended Tuff-Man Crew Cab before you can say, "Fat chicks are like Zombies. Except instead of delicious brains fat chicks are driven by an insatiable hunger for troglodytes who hate them....and brains."