The following are conversations I imagine my dogs have in the backyard. I have an active imagination.
Regarding Television:
Lucy: Did you catch the new Mad Men last night?
'Thena: Yes, that Don Draper is such a rapscallion!
Lucy: I can't believe the art director allowed Gil Sans to sneak in as the font for that ad campaign.
'Thena: You just heard that online. You wouldn't know Gil Sans from Gale Sayers if your life depended on it.
Lucy: Well, gotta go, innocuous things aren't going to bark at themselves!
Regarding the Election:
'Thena: So, who're you going to vote for?
Lucy: Being a Black Lab I'm torn between voting for Obama and voting for Palin.
'Thena: You know, you can't fetch a moose, right?
Lucy: Yeah, but I really believe in her platform of making all pitbulls wear lipstick.
Regarding Text Messaging:
Lucy: OMG Girl! You are not *&%$#...
'Thena: Hello?
Lucy: This iPhone was not designed for paws.
Regarding the Economy:
Lucy: My portfolio is taking a beating.
'Thena: It's because you're not diversified. All your money is in tennis balls and rawhides.
Lucy: Dollar cost averaging!
'Thena: Do you even know that dollar cost averaging is?
Lucy: Can I eat it?
'Thena: No.
Lucy: Then I don't care.
Regarding Mustaches
'Thena: You're getting a bit of a 'stache there Wilford Brimley.
Lucy: Like you should talk Tom Selleck.
'Thena: It looks like a caterpillar is mating with your upper lip.
Lucy: You were adopted.
'Thena: You're dead to me!
Lucy: Hey, you wanna destroy something expensive?
'Thena: Sounds good.
